diamondlife

I had the biggest slice of cake in the world today. Honestly, it was enormous. I got it at lunchtime, and couldn't actually finish it! Had to bring some home for the Dave. It was, like, over 3 inches wide at the round bit, and a good two inches tall. And only 85p!! And homemade, so it didn't even feel that unhealthy. (Hey, as a cakemaker, I know these things!) Score.

My counsellor told me I should try doing some relaxing breathing exercises, so I bought myself a nice CD of relaxing music. It works, it's very relaxing, but it's called Sounds of Spa. Me and davechan are going to do our own version:

davechan: *old man* How much for this pork pie?
elyndys: *ditto* I'll have 20 Benson and some White Lightning. Spare any change?

*bdum tsch*

Apologies to non-Brits, who may not see the joke. Apologies to Brits, who *may* see it and not be remotely impressed. ^^'

Me and vanillafire have *the* best idea for Squeefest. :D It's top seekrit*! But I can't wait to show it to people! :D TWO DAYS TO GO!! ...OK, I'll stop being so scary now.

Finally, before I go to bed, a thingy stolen from Le Jackie:

1. Reply to this post if you want me to tell you how cool you are!

2. Watch my journal over the next few days weeks for a post just about you and why you rock my socks.

3. Post these instructions in your journal and give your friends a much needed dose of love and adoration!

Will attempt them tomorrow when at work, or otherwise, uh, later. Woah, that entry sounded much worse than I intended! XD

* I hate when people write "sekrit". That word is clearly pronounced "seck-rit", which is not at all how the word "secret" is actually pronounced. :p